C For Consistent Enthusiast Pillows

"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Reinventing myself.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'