Byte Buddy Pillows

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Is it that bad?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Butterflies

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Bike Rides

Greenfingers.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Will you call me?"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Where are you going?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.