Byte Buddy Prints

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Butterflies

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Bike Rides

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Greenfingers.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Will you call me?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Where are you going?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."