Buying Lingerie Gifts

'Y-y-yes-s....she's about your size.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Western Outfitters.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

How would Madam like to pay?

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"