Buying Lingerie Gifts

'Y-y-yes-s....she's about your size.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

How would Madam like to pay?

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Do you have it in black?'

A tailor measuring a large man

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"