Buying A New Plant Mugs

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

The Velvet Mesquite

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener

'Not here, Fred.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The stuff of Legend.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Private Jet

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

Ocotillo

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

The not-so-living wall

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

A man loves gardening.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader