Buying A New Hybrid Car T-Shirts

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."