Buying A New Horse Gifts

Master inspecting new horse

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Works every time.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Love a Mutt

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'They're dog roses!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"I'll take this one."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.