Busywork Challenger Gifts

I've already fetched it three times --- This is just make-work, isn't it?

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Fight on the top

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

Meeting Room. I never knew so much time could be wasted while it was standing still.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Miss Caldwell, write twenty letters, make five Xerox copies of each, feed the whole lot into the shredder, and then, if it's five o'clock, you may go home."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

Careers Advice

"This is your supervision, your time. Feel free to tell me anything."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Yogi Down!"

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"How are we supposed to eat homework when it's all digital?"

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

Fitness. No, thanks

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

"I hereby empower you, Ambrose T. Wilkins, to water my plans. And let's hear no more talk about how I never delegate authority."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'Can you touch your toes?'

Help Wanted!