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Daddy bought the company... I'm the new CEO!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

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'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I've simplified our work process!"

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'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'