Business Truth Seeker T-Shirts

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Squeezing the Free Press.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Skeptic Tank.

US v.s. Tech Giants

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Target your customer.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Truth

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"