Business Truth Seeker T-Shirts

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Squeezing the Free Press.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

US v.s. Tech Giants

Letters escape from a caged book.

Target your customer.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Truth

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."