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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"