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"Just go with the workflow."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Feel free to take notes."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"