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'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

No tools are kept in this van over night.

Low hanging fruit

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

"Try blowing on it."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.