Business Solution Seekers Gifts

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Just go with the workflow."

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

No tools are kept in this van over night.

Low hanging fruit

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

"Try blowing on it."