Business Professors Gifts

College of Business Administration Golfers

Business School.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Hmph. College kids.'

Mario Draghi

Thinking Gears

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

U of Debt

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

E.U. Banking Union.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My brilliant career

G7 Summit Concern