Business Professors Gifts

College of Business Administration Golfers

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Business School.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Hmph. College kids.'

Mario Draghi

Thinking Gears

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

University Soapflakes

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

My brilliant career

'The sound of one hand clapping.'