Business Metamorphosis Enthusiast Gifts

"So… any progress on this rebranding initiative of yours?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"You've changed."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

Working at Home Half Day

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.