Business Martial Artists Gifts

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Ninja bread men"

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Mod Kwan Doh

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Old Karate Master

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A street fight.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

Intelligent dog.