Business Innovation Gifts

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

Focus Group Failures

'Pay for how we perform? What kind of nutty idea is that?'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.

'We need some new faces around here, people, so this Thursday I've scheduled each and every one of you for a complete makeover.'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"This is your low-cost metro delivery system?"

"Yes, nose hair!"

Butterfly businessman

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Setting up companies

Igor's hunch finally pays off.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Savvy Businessman uses mannequins to make his club look popular.

Paperless office.

Launderade.

Tattoo Drive Thru

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Profit

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