Business Ideas Gifts

Out of Focus Group

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

Talking walls...

Golden head.

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Apples for sale

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Bright idea

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Money Plant.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'