Business Ideas Mugs

Out of Focus Group

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

Talking walls...

I've got a business idea. You? Seriously? You have an idea for a business? By business, are you referring to the thing that involves creating a product or service and then charging money for it? Are you referring to a capitalist enterprise? Or, wait, do you mean the kind of business where some bankrupt government prints money it doesn't have to provide us all our earthly needs? You've had your fun, can I tell you my idea? Someone pinch me. My dream keeps talking and smells faintly of old man.

Golden head.

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Apples for sale

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Bright idea

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Money Plant.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'