Business Graphs Gifts

'Mmm, pie chart!

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Sales.

End of Year Figs.

Around here it got a little tricky...

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

Business Outlook

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

"Pie chart"

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Graph to find your IQ

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Export

A consumer guide to cheese.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Exchange Fund