Business Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"Your mother will criticise you now."

'We're like one big family here... I want to put a stop to it!'

"Any new proposals?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"That one shows our office cliques."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Call me!"

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Group of people.

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Larry David

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'Cunningham, it's time for you to take part in our staff motivation program. It's short, simple, effective and it goes like that: make more sales or I'll kill your family, eat your dog and burn your house.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'The union card does it every time.'