Business Experimentation T-Shirts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Before/After

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Sexual chemistry set

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I'm going to get you fired."