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"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Marimba

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Before/After

Jazz is Invented

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Sexual chemistry set

Saxophone Player.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'