Relationship Experimentation T-Shirts

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Sexual chemistry set

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Breakthrough

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

The First Kite

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Eureka!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"