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'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

St. Elmo's fired.

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

Bribes.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Age-salary ratio

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"