Business Dynamics Observer Mugs

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

St. Elmo's fired.

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Bribes.

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Age-salary ratio

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fortunately, ideas like these don't come along everyday.'