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"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"It's all yours now."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

'Your two o'clock to discuss teh merger is here.'

Copycat.

'It's a good offer. I just don't think we should jump at the first one.'

'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Now that the merger is complete, how about a handshake?"

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'Hello, 911?'

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?