Business Assimilator Gifts

we will take Wal-mart, Exxon, Mobil, Chevron and assimilate them...resistance is futile...

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"It's all yours now."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

'It's a good offer. I just don't think we should jump at the first one.'

Copycat.

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.'

'Your two o'clock to discuss teh merger is here.'

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Now that the merger is complete, how about a handshake?"

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'Hello, 911?'