Business Assimilator Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a business assimilator—someone who blends strategic thinking with creative flair? Our collection offers clever and inspiring items that celebrate their unique ability to merge professionalism with innovation. Ideal for those who thrive in dynamic environments, these gifts add a dash of humor and sophistication to their workspace or home. Whether it's for a boss, colleague, or yourself, find something that appreciates the artistry behind business acumen.

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"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..." mockup

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar. mockup

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.' mockup

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

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'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.' mockup

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

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'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.' mockup

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

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"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks." mockup

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

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Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

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'Catch any good mice lately?'

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'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?' mockup

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

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"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule." mockup

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

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'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.' mockup

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

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'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?' mockup

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

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'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...' mockup

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

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'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!' mockup

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

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"It's all yours now."

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'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.' mockup

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

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"Don't anybody move: this is a merger." mockup

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

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'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!' mockup

'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'

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'Your two o'clock to discuss teh merger is here.'

'Your two o'clock to discuss teh merger is here.' mockup

'Your two o'clock to discuss teh merger is here.'

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Copycat.

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'It's a good offer. I just don't think we should jump at the first one.'

'It's a good offer. I just don't think we should jump at the first one.' mockup

'It's a good offer. I just don't think we should jump at the first one.'

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'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.'

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"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"I guess the German takeover was successful." mockup

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

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"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks." mockup

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

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'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.' mockup

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

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"Now that the merger is complete, how about a handshake?"

"Now that the merger is complete, how about a handshake?" mockup

"Now that the merger is complete, how about a handshake?"

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I'm not 100% sure it will work... mockup

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

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'Hello, 911?'

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Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard? mockup

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

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Business Assimilator Gifts Collection

Business Assimilator Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the business assimilator—bringing humor and inspiration to their daily routine.

Business Assimilator Pillows

Add some personality to their space with pillows that celebrate their unique blend of business and creativity.

Business Assimilator Prints

Decorate their office or home with prints that capture the smart, creative spirit of the business assimilator.

Business Assimilator T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that highlights the creative side of business assimilation—fun and clever designs for the modern professional.