Bush Tucker Lover Pillows

Denise's obsession with reality television programmes was getting out of hand..

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Bacterial Cultural Center

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Elizabeth I

The year 1872 passing and taking Liberalism with it

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

Real men have facial hair.

Happy Xmas

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'It's our last resort.'

American cowboy

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Genghis Khan

Cowboy

Hey, I was gonna eat right there! Mom!!

King Henry VII