Bus Stop Banter Pillows

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Fur Baby

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Bus rally tour

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Been waiting long?"

... Harold at the stomach pump.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Where is global warming when you really want it?

"Hot enough for you?"

The Man of Thermal

Hot enough for you?

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

'Here comes the 96...'

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