Bus Banter Enthusiast Pillows

One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Doubledecker bus stop

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

Octo-Bus.

The Bus Stop.

Goose Bus.

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Bus rally tour

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

desert bus stop...

Frankfurters on a Bus

"Hot enough for you?"

Library bus

I love Nightbuses

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

Lawyers Who Care

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

Bendy Busses.

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

Travel Pills.

Public transport