Bus Banter Enthusiast Mugs

One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Doubledecker bus stop

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Octo-Bus.

The Bus Stop.

Goose Bus.

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Bus rally tour

Frankfurters on a Bus

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

desert bus stop...

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Manchester City's Team Bus.

"Hot enough for you?"

Library bus

Lawyers Who Care

I love Nightbuses

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

Wake up, Twig! There's a new girl on the bus. Who? Finally! Someone from my own gene pool. Congrats, Miss Tully. So?...Who is this new bossy, opinionated loudmouth? Different pool.

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

Insect Insults.

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

Bendy Busses.

Travel Pills.

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."