Bus Stop Banter Mugs

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Fur Baby

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"You love gloating, don't you?"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Bus rally tour

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Been waiting long?"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

... Harold at the stomach pump.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"Hot enough for you?"

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Where is global warming when you really want it?

The Man of Thermal

Hot enough for you?

"Do you want to share?"

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'

'Here comes the 96...'

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