Burnout Buster Gifts

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

Exhausted employee

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"I am Jean's stigma she developed when admitting she suffers from work related stress."

"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Where your mind & battle are los

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Try thinking about something else."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"