Burgundy Believer Gifts

Claret

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Fairy Vet

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Two of everything.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Big bumpers.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The Fountain of Youth.

"But is it Organic?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."