Bumper Believer Gifts

Big bumpers.

Ghost School.

Ask me about my litter! !

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boombox

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Bumper Limos

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Ray Charles

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Running in please pass

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

You can only get hit from the rear!

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."