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If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Full English Breakfast.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Big Boy Foot

Big Burgers.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

NDAs for non VIPs

Burger stall at an art gallery

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'