Burger Muncher Prints

Beer

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Full English Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Burger stall at an art gallery

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Big Burgers.

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.