Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Mugs

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

MI5 Press Office

God's Office.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

10/03/17 14:03

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

'Get Hawkeye to check this.'

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'