"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for someone who enjoys the humorous side of bureaucracy? Our collection celebrates the quirks and absurdities of bureaucratic buffoonery with witty and clever products suitable for any humor enthusiast. From mugs to art prints, these items make a lighthearted statement about the comedy found in red tape and officialdom.
'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'
"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."
"Ticket and passport, please."
Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry
"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."
Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.
Wolf Reintroduction.
Industrial Injuries Benefit.
MI5 Press Office
God's Office.
'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'
"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."
Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.
Auditor General.
"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"
Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.
A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?
Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.
'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'
Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.
"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."
10/03/17 14:03
"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."
Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.
'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'
'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'
Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"
'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'
Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC
It's A Way We Have In The Army.
'Get Hawkeye to check this.'
"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."
'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Gifts Collection
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate bureaucratic buffoonery—perfect for anyone who enjoys a humorous take on red tape and official silliness.
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Pillows
Check out our funny pillows inspired by bureaucratic buffoonery—great for adding a humorous touch to your home or office decor.
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover Prints
Browse our satirical prints that highlight bureaucratic buffoonery—unique decor for those who love a good laugh about red tape and officialdom.
Bureaucratic Buffoonery Lover T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that feature witty commentary on bureaucratic buffoonery—ideal gifts for comedy lovers with a satirical streak.