Bureaucracy Humor Aficionado Mugs

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

MI5 Press Office

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Excessive Paperwork

God's Office.

Bureaucratic castle

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Auditor General.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Insufficient Postage

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport