Bureaucracy Humor Lover Mugs

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

Wolf Reintroduction.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"Have you had that signed in triplicate?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Lottery Franchise still to be decided - 'It's a rollover!'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

Inspected by #7, worn by #3.

'This is government property.'

"I'm sorry, you don't have the correct documentation."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Excessive Paperwork

God's Office.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Bureaucratic castle

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Insufficient Postage