Bureaucratic Bingo Players Gifts

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Mediation Process

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

MI5 Press Office

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Director: US Space Research.

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Auditor General.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Washington Monuments

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'I'm afraid you're going to have to stay with us for a thousand years, but your sins are tax-deductible.'

"Congratulations Dave, after a through vetting process, we've selected you for the promotion."

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

Man in office notices file cabinet placed in front of the door to the Planning Department.

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

"We only do gentle embellishment here. Go down the hall and turn right for the division of bald-faced lies."