Playing Bingo Gifts

'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"Mr & Mrs. Jones thank you for your invitation to join you at the bingo, however they must decline your offer as they won a full house on Tuesday."

Vow of silence at play!: B-10...BINGO!'!

'No, Aunt Ruby! You've already broken all my other toys!' 'Dewey, this is the lucky piece I need for tonight's BINGO jackpot!'

"Maybe getting Carmen to give them Spanish lessons was a bad idea."

"She lost her voice last night singing karaoke!"

BINGO Sickness

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Battleship Bingo Night.

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Conference Bingo

Life bingo

"I've got my lucky gnomes to get me through!"

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."