Bureaucracy Banter Fan Gifts

I really got burned on that hot-lunch program

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Excessive Paperwork

Bureaucratic castle

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Mr Pickwick and Sam in the Attorney's Office

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Insufficient Postage

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"What a coincidence! I'm forwarding your request at this very moment!"

Runaround Barry

10/03/17 14:03

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."