Bureaucracy Humor Fan Gifts

'If you can hear this you have been abducted.'

Risk managers of the Caribbean.

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

Worker's outbox has a slide that goes directly into the wastebasket.

'Get Hawkeye to check this.'

'The complaint forms for slow mail delivery haven't arrived yet.'

'Your responsibility as safety officer is to record accidents after the event.'

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"The IRS auditor is here, a Mr. Torquemada."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

God's Office.

Excessive Paperwork

Bureaucratic castle

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Mr Pickwick and Sam in the Attorney's Office

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Insufficient Postage

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.