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'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Safe harbour

Spring Damage.

"I hate sand traps."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

Bowling.

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

"O.K., doomer."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"Stupid flu season."

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

I hate this bunker!

Worse bunker on the course!

'I hate this bunker.'