Bumpy Ride Survivor Prints

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Parents compare buggies

The Bus Stop.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"