Emotional Rollercoaster Survivor Prints

'The trouble with Roger is that he's so changeable-one minute I love him and the next minute I loath him!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Oh no! You, again?"

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'We're in a hurry.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Days of Christmas.

Laughing till you cry

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

Mood Swings.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"