Bumpy Ride Survivor Mugs

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Parents compare buggies

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

The Bus Stop.

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Traffic Jam.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"